Friday, February 28, 2014

7 Quick Takes - Sister Nugget's Weekly Wisdom vol. 4

Good morning, blogland. We'll call this edition: "In which my parents try to take over my blog post."

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Hint: Daddy is the main culprit. And I warned him that if he persisted he would be featured in my blog post. Alls fair in love and war and all of that.







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Is he gone? Okay, now where were we?

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What the...? In the name of rice cereal and all that is chewable, what is that man doing???

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I see you back there, Daddy. Mommy may be amused, but I am not.

You are out of control, Daddy.


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Where were we? Ah, yes, let me look at my notes...


A few things to share with you people this week...



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Now, you all know that I have a Big Sister...


Yes, her.

Lately, she has become the queen of the one-liners. I thought, as a treat, you might all enjoy a Friday morning edition of "From the Mouth of Sister Stinky."

The other day we went to the bank, and Mommy got Big Sister a sucker. (Don't even get me started on the unfairness of my sucker-free existence. Just because I don't have teeth doesn't mean I can't lick!) Anyway, they had this conversation...
Mommy: Now, remember, sweetheart...don't just eat your sucker. I need you to finish your quesadilla, too, okay?
Big Sister:
Mommy: Okay, sweetheart? I want you to finish lunch. I don't want you to have a hungry tummy.
Big Sister: 
Mommy: Okay, sweetheart? Can you say, 'Okay, Mommy?'
Big Sister: Okay, Mommy. That's enough talking now.

Shortly thereafter, they somehow got into the topic of nuns. I think this was when we were on our way to see us some Carmelites.
Big Sister: And then, I don't wear a veil...and then you say, 'You not wear veil!' And then I wear one!
Mommy: Yeah, then you would look like a nun! It would be cool to be a nun, because then you would be married to Jesus.
Big Sister: That not my vocation. (pause) That [Sister Nugget's] vocation...

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Okay, Mommy. Done with my blog post! Come get me out of my crib!


Linking up to Mrs. Fulweiler. Of course. Also linking up to Rosie and her funny babies!


2 comments:

  1. Oh man I LOVE that she's choosing a vocation for her sister :P Thanks for linking up :)

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  2. I'm not sure which I love more, Sister Nugget or all those wonderful books in the background;)

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